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Brennan: Until I was thirteen I wanted to be the next Cyndi Lauper.
Booth: I'd say you're kidding but I don't think you know how to kid.
Brennan: The other girls and I referred to her as rad (laughs) My mother said I sang just as well.
Booth: As well as Cyndi Lauper?
Brennan: Yes.
Sweets: Mothers do that. It's healthy.
Brennan: No it wasn't just flattery. My mother told me I sang "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" better than she did. (Booth Laughs)
Sweets: It was an expression of affection, Dr. Brennan. Not an objective evaluation of your abilities.
Brennan: Well, I think you're wrong.
Booth: Okay then, go ahead, belt it out.
Brennan: No!
Sweets: Yeah, come on give us a few bars.
Booth: Come on ...
Brennan: I can't just burst into song. I have to have music and an appropriate atmosphere of frivolity.
Booth: Diva, forensic genius, best-selling author, better than Cyndi Lauper ...
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Episode: The Wannabe in the Weeds (314)
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Booth: Here we are, all of us, basically alone, separate creatures, just circling each other, all searching for that slightest hint of a real connection. Some look in the wrong places, some they just give up hope because in their mind they're thinking "Oh there's nobody out there for me," but all of us, we keep trying over and over again. Why? Because every once in a while... every once in a while, two people meet and there's that spark, and yes, Bones, he's handsome and she's beautiful and maybe that's all they see at first, but making love... making love... that's when two people become one.
Brennan: It is scientifically impossible for two objects to occupy the same space.
Booth: Yeah, but what's important is we try. And when we do it right, we get close.
Brennan: To what? Breaking the laws of physics?
Booth: Yeah, Bones - a miracle.
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Episode: Death in the Saddle
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(After solving the case, Brennan and Booth are in Booth's office taking shots.)
Booth: Okay, don't take it so hard.
Brennan: I'm not taking anything hard. What are we? Russian?
Booth: Na zdorovje! (they drink)I tell you what else I know. What you're taking hard, is the fact that, it happened in your house.
Brennan: It's not my house!
Booth: Not where you sleep! Okay...your favorite place, the house of reason, the Jeffersonian.
Brennan: Oh. It's not my favorite place.
Booth: Yes it is.
Brennan: What? No it's n-how do you know?
Booth: Daffodil, daisy, Jupiter. K I'll tell you what else I know.(he fills the cups)You were hoping that it was Gorgonzola.
Brennan: Gormogon!
Booth: Ah! So you admit it!
Brennan: Ah-but accidentally...does...does that count?
Booth: Yes.
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Episode: Intern in the Incinerator (306)
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Booth: (to Brennan via baby Andy) He’s going to be just fine, isn’t he? He’s a tiger?
(Booth plays with baby Andy’s feet)
Booth: (to baby Andy) Tiger tiger tiger tiger. Tiger tiger tiger tiger. Tiger tiger tiger tiger.
Brennan: You know, verbal development would be heightened if you didn’t talk to him like a fool.
Booth: Well what were you just doing? Just then?
Brennan: What? I wasn’t doing anything?
Booth: You were so! You were goin’ doodoo doodoo–
Brennan: What are you talking about? I never did that!
Booth: Doo-doh baby-yes, that’s what
(unintelligible bickering between Booth and Brennan)
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Episode:Baby in the Bough (312)
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Booth: (to baby Andy) Yeah!
Brennan: (to baby Andy) You’re going to be fine.
(Booth swaggers in a little happy dance to Brennan and baby Andy)
Booth: (to Brennan via baby Andy) Looks like our little guy’s going to be just fine.
(Booth and Brennan share a long look.)
Booth:*The* little guy.
Brennan: Andy.
Booth: Andy’s going to be just fine.
(Booth hands Brennan the envelope containing Meg's letter.)
Booth:You should read this.
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Bones: The guitar string could definitly be the murder weapon.
Booth: Because it cut the cheese?
(Sweets laughs)
Bones: Because the exeplar wound approximates the tool marks on the victim's c-5.
Cam: Yeah, he knew that, he just wanted to say "cut the cheese".
(Booth and Sweets laugh together)
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(Booth smells something bad)
Booth: (fanning in front of himself) Bones, was that you?
Bones: Was what me?
Booth: That smell!!
Bones: I dont know what your talking about.
Booth: Come on. Why dont girls just admit it? Its a natural bodily function..youre a scientist.
Bones: Booth I dont ... (relizes the smell) ... that had to be you!
Booth: It wasnt me!
Bones: "He who smelt it delt it"
Booth: How do you even know that phrase?
(interrupted by suspect)
(it was that landfill that caused the smell, not them)
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